The Running Moron takes and The Running Moron gives away

Last weekend I described my adventures while using a new pair of OrthoLite Fusion insoles in my running shoes. Today I am offering an opportunity for a few lucky readers to check them out for themselves.


You get one now and the other when you finish the job.
You know how people have those contests where you get so many entries for commenting, or liking a Facebook page, or following a Twitter account or something, and then winners are randomly chosen from all the entries? If not you don't read nearly enough blogs, but here are the rules for my contest for a pair of OrthoLite Fusion insoles, which is a totally cool prize. For real:

1. Earn one (1) entry for getting a Running Moron tattoo anywhere on your body that looks similar to this:


Feel free to make it any color you like. Black isn't required.
2. Earn one (1) entry for a notarized, legally binding affidavit where you affirm to name either your first or next child Running Moron [Your Last Name].

3. Earn one (1) entry by submitting a video of yourself doing a cartwheel across the finish line of your next race. If you've done it in the past, a video of that is acceptable.

4. Earn one (1) entry by taking a screen cap of a Tweet or status update where you proclaim your undying loyalty and devotion to The Running Moron and posting that cap in the comments. Tweet/update should include a link to this page. Shortened URLs are allowed.

5. Earn one (1) entry for a picture of your foot posted in the comments, but only if it has a missing toe nail.

That is up to FIVE (5) chances to win! To sweeten the pot even a little more, if you earn all five (5) entries you'll get another one (1) free. That's SIX (6) chances to win!

Obviously, I'm kidding. There are a few rules though:

1. Leave a comment on this post, email runningmoron @ gmail.com, or contact me any other way, such as via Facebook or Twitter, to let me know you want a pair of insoles.

2. "Like" OrthoLite on Facebook and follow them on Twitter (@OrthoLite)

3. The first three (3) people to do the above get the insoles. Winners will be determined by time stamp if it comes to that.

4. You have to be willing to give up a mailing address. There is an ironclad promise to not use it for anything other than this prize. And trust me, you can trust me on that. But if you don't want to provide a mailing address please don't express interest in the prize of a free pair of OrthoLite Fusion insoles.

That's it. Good luck!